CHAPTER 1 Hyperbole
My eyes!! My eyes!!
Happy birthday， grandma!
Is it loaded?
Smoke like a chimney
You are breaking up with me?
Why， want to see whos taller?
If I told you， I am afraid I might have to kill you.
Clinton?
It feels like I am tasting the ocean.
I am on the bread.
Sleeping like logs / Sleeping like a log
Someone wrote down my nightmare.
No picnic
Handle is my middle name.
You gonna do something before the big vein in my brain pops?
Emotional hell
CHAPTER 2 Pun
Have a cup of joy!
I love you， this is loving smile!
Washington is dead.
Rome was built at night.
Time flies!
，Id like to try on that shirt in the window.
Mine is all write （right）.
The post office is just like the lost office.
You cant eat that!
Get someone eating out of ones hands
All thumbs
Cost an arm and a leg
A sight for sore eyes
CHAPTER 3 Subject Shift
Looks like breast stroke， Sir?.
To be continued
Am I in the right room?
And this is my reward!
Because of...the reason
How laughter can be infectious!
Thats a good question!
From the text book
Well now you have two.
That makes a general.
What did you do to my best friend?
Thank you!
Thank you， I grow it myself.
CHAPTER 4 Straight Talking
I am hungry.
Apparently I am not a funny guy!
Thats not the way to convince you!
Something is bothering her.
I said it too loud， didnt I?
Pigeons learn faster than you.
Wow! Your lip went bald.
OK， Ill close my eyes to make you less awkward.
I thought you were vegetarian!
Point taken
I was just being polite.
CHAPTER 5 Sarcasm
I am not good at maths.
He was on a debate team.
If I were two-faced...
Shut up!
I dont even have a "pi".
Kids are mean when they are hungry.
My grandmother
Does it sound like youre talking?
A place I havent been to for 30 years.
Hes been drinking again?
How about speaking English?
If you were me
CHAPTER 6 Simulation
Ill be back.
I got great news. →OK， I got news.
Itll be great. →Itll be great for next weekend.
Very + Somebody
If youll tell me who the other two men are， Ill fire them.
I can promise not to tell again!
She is pretty...lucky...to have a friend like you.
You look exactly like my next girlfriend.
Your-not-boyfriend
to see an innocent movie
Sorry， am I in the high school?
You were born.
CHAPTER 7 Dther Humorous Expressions
Great and not great
Did my back hurt your knife?
I dont care.
Oh， you think?
Its not a piss contest.
Xxx finally paid off.
Who am I? Mind reader?
Please， I am in a vomiting position!
Welcome to the club!
Long face
You dont belong here.
I am human， not robot.
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